horror movie opening scene
    white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
    white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
    white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
    white boy: lmao
    they continue walking for a few seconds
    *white couple hears noise*
    white girl: babe what that??
    white boy: i'll go investigate
    *leaves her alone*
    *choking noises*
    white girl: zack!!!
    white boy: ha ha just kidding!
    white girl: asshole!
    white boy: im just playin babe
    white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
    *playful kiss*
    *things turn sexy*
    *hear noise*
    white boy: i'll go investigate
    *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
    *maybe a thud*
    white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
    *she walks and he dead*
    white girl: ahhh!!
    *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
    white girl: ahhh!!!
    *white girl runs*
    *dead end*
    *hides*
    *thinks she free n safe*
    *guy catches her*
    *cuts her*
    *she dead*
    opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

fire-ferrets:

What do you mean “Doodling Korra isn’t a productive use of time”???

guide to the sexualities

culturallyrelevanturl:

straight: gotta be skinny as a stick. can’t be curvy. gotta be straight. straight as a ruler.

gay: happy

bisexual: you can only be attracted to two people in your life. choose wisely

pansexual: you have to be attracted to literally everyone. sorry bud i dont make the rules

polysexual: attracted to only the finest polyester fabrics

asexual: attracted to anything that starts with the letter a. ants? yep. agriculture? you got it. the alphabet? you better believe it buddy

erianigami:

samararh3:

fanandboomerang:

astoundingbeyondbelief:

can we take a moment to appreciate the irony of a manga adaptation of the last airbender

Can we take a moment to notice how Zuko looks like Mako?

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!

And the fact that Katara and Sokka are light skinned…

erianigami:

samararh3:

fanandboomerang:

astoundingbeyondbelief:

can we take a moment to appreciate the irony of a manga adaptation of the last airbender

Can we take a moment to notice how Zuko looks like Mako?

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!

And the fact that Katara and Sokka are light skinned…

makanidotdot:

i hope azula still got to cause trouble every now and then after AtLA, like in the form of petty crimes
and every time she got caught everyone would be like “Oh that Azula” and they’d send her back to her dusty room in the palace where all the furniture had covers on it like the west wing in Beauty and the Beast

makanidotdot:

i hope azula still got to cause trouble every now and then after AtLA, like in the form of petty crimes

and every time she got caught everyone would be like “Oh that Azula” and they’d send her back to her dusty room in the palace where all the furniture had covers on it like the west wing in Beauty and the Beast

Posted 9 hours ago with 1,447 notes via korra-naga / ©

16stolenxpaperthin:

"You can't even heal me!"

The second time Katara felt like she failed the Avatar.
I’m kidding.
But when you think about it that way, you just really want to hug gran-gran Katara. </3

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

indikhan:

YOOOOOOOO

indikhan:

YOOOOOOOO

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

atarial:

I think this is as finished as it’s gonna be so hey, it’s finished!
It was an interesting experiment, i might try it again one day
I didn’t intend them to look like bilbo and frodo but i guess they do now
Photo background is my own =)

atarial:

I think this is as finished as it’s gonna be so hey, it’s finished!

It was an interesting experiment, i might try it again one day

I didn’t intend them to look like bilbo and frodo but i guess they do now

Photo background is my own =)

kuhrra:

It’s raining hard in the park but I don’t wanna go home just yet

kuhrra:

It’s raining hard in the park but I don’t wanna go home just yet

Posted 10 hours ago with 3 notes via kuhrra

0fficermako:

some things never change

misotrashy:

knitmeapony:

ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.

So much of this. An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.”

misotrashy:

knitmeapony:

ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.

So much of this. 

An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.”

squigglydigg:

dog out of water.  solution: eat other dog

vasirasart:

okay but like, Ikki is really pretty

vasirasart:

okay but like, Ikki is really pretty